Where do you put keys when camping?

[Zen Dog]

Our 2006 174 occasionally plays strange tricks with the locks so we always have at least one key outside the wagon. All my travelling trews and shorts have at least one secure zippy key pocket. The others all say I'm paranoid, but I know they're just out to get me.

 

[crookrise]

Only problem I've had in 16 years of T 5, T 5.1 and now T 6.1 is using my phone to lock/unlock with the keys hidden inside the van.
Phone battery went flat and had to break in which was suprisingly easy. I wont post on here how as it may give heads up to the criminal world.