Of course you are absolutely right, usually the police don't worry too much about it. Usually, that is, until you run into a ‘guardia civil de trafico’ who has a hangover from the previous night or simply hates foreigners. Leaving aside the good ones—there are plenty of those. But you probably don't believe me, but ask any Basque… I am curious how you are going to, in your own words going to ‘bullshit’ your way out of that.No offence, but that is a bullshit post.
I've lived in Italy and Spain past 5 years. I always travel with my bike. I carry the red/white board in the trunk, but I've never had to do it. Nobody cares. Same with some country stickers - nobody cares.
Similar with three plates. I got the third one now recently, but all previous years, I always had just two. Again, never any problems.
Locking bikes is a good idea. But I lock it directly to the towbar under the towball. Not to the carrier, which can be removed together with the bike. (probably fine with cheap bike, but not sufficient, once the cost of the bikes is half the price of the van)
I personally choose to pay a fine once in about ten years, rather than hassle with the metal label daily for ten years....
Anyway, can you post a picture of the lock that you use to secure locs to the tow bar? It took me good few years to find one. (and the one that I found is not that much secure). Maybe yours is better. I'm using this one: https://www.amazon.es/-/en/gp/aw/d/B0DV5L47VQ?tag=unique0601-21




I could open that yale with two spannersOh, right, you lock it into the security lanyard eylet. I did it like this before I found those locks linked above. They lock below the 5cm towbar ball.
I was afraid that the steel of the eylet is will be too easy to cut into. And also the shackle width is limited by the eylet opening size. I've been looking for an ideal lock for good few years.
(the current shackle width is 16mm)
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